note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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