Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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