their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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