Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
