I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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