Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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