Can i not drive my cunt home
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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