Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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