She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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