That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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