My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
did you just send me my own nude
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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