Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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