I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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