I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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