I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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