You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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