No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
