So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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