we're blogging at a bar
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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