Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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