Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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