i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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