Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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