maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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