I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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