where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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