no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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