I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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