Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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