I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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