Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

SEEEEXXX PLEASE

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(204): View more from Manitoba

between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.

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(805): View more from California

woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.

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(914): View more from New York

There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".

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(406): View more from Montana

Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.

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(646): View more from New York

you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf

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(248): View more from Michigan

my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here

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