So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
