i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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