Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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