ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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