ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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