when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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