would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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