So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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