haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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