did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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