Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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