I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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