woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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