she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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