You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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