school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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