Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
tell me about the eggs
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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