I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she pinky promised me she was 18
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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