I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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