Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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