i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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