one might say we're banned from that church
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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