he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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