and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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