I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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